naegays:

this ended up taking way too long cause i got caught up looking at different shirts so just. take it Goodbye

thirstymuslim:

16stolenxpaperthin:

I've learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own.

The moment you realize that Ozai banishing his eldest son was the best thing he could have done for him.

Thanks for 800!

America is the fire nation.

lindsaylohoean:

"what’s up?"

"the ceiling"

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virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

virginitity:

vfilthy:

I’M SO HAPPY

was kanye even moving

(Source: welovekanyewest)

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominate gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

brassholes:

justcallmeshayne:

hippodude:

tittlywinkss:

awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

kcc0:

mooooonbear:

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That’s also why guys have nipples. 

wow i actually didn’t know that

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

Basic mammalian biology.

I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)

Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.

(Source: fvxxk)


GET TO KNOW ME:

[4/5] Male Characters
Bartolomeo

charlieismyqueen:

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you. 


(Source: polyagami)

basvaraad:

basvaraad:

gUys i think i just

ate a dog treAT

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i thought it was a VANILLA OREO I’M 100% DONE WIHT MYSELF

(Source: eyeb0t)


burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

burninggreen:

myownsundays:

briderbigny:

hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight:

sorry tumblr

Too high for this shit

Not even high and this shit is bananas

holy shit

(Source: giantgagofficial)